Scream of agony.
Distant flatulent thunder.
Sigh of happiness.
Distant flatulent thunder.
Sigh of happiness.
Caring for a baby does wonders for reminding you of what is important in life, namely a well-functioning digestive system. With your vicariously clean slate, the big high-level concerns of adult life become muted and you can enjoy the simple pleasures of consumption and excretion at the bottom of the pyramid.

