Also, when you mentioned teenagers, I was reminded that I almost added the following, when the dude was waxing lyrical about how every misspoken dialect is a beautiful snowflake:

Yeah, like, I bet, like, you know, that he, like, thinks that, you know, like, at the end of the day, every single, like, way of talking, you know, is perfectly, like totally valid!

I beg to differ, but then I’m of the cynical generation already.